Showing posts with label Afternoon tea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Afternoon tea. Show all posts

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Wednesday's chocolate

Wednesday 15th May, Continued
We woke up this morning to slightly choppy conditions – actual wind = fresh gale, apparent wind = strong gale. We therefore eased back on breakfast: toast with yeast extract for me and porridge for Matt. It was too cold to sit out on deck (I had even put socks on today) but we had a walk around the prom deck and watched the crashing waves. The power of the sea really is immense.

 
I went to the library before lunch today (as well as going to the £7.99 “sale” where I got a lovely fuchsia pashmina). Usefully there was a book about the wildlife of the Mediterranean. It doesn't feature any humming birds but I managed to deduce that what we had seen in Gibraltar was probably a humming bird hawkmoth. Additionally, one of the lizards wasn't a lizard at all but a Moorish gecko.

 
After lunch (nice but not notable apart from the giant feta samosa that I'm hoping to recreate some time and that some of the people we sat with were raving about last night's Phil Collins tribute and that some other people who were were sitting with get a new caravan every year – so they're the people who keep the caravan salesmen employed) we positioned ourselves on the sun loungers by the covered pool. The sun was coming out a bit now so it was pleasantly warm but easy enough to find a slightly shaded spot to avoid the need for sunscreen application. We spent an hour or so reading – both of us are on target to finish books today – and then headed off to the chocoholics buffet. I was bad influence here – Matt claims he would happily missed it. But the queue to get into the restaurant was massive. I like chocolate, but not that much. Matt loves chocolate but has somehow started showing a new display of will. So instead of going to the buffet we wandered around a bit.

My thighs were aching from yesterday's hike so we cheekily used the lifts (or elevators as Matt has mysteriously taken to calling them). Everyone in the lifts seems to be very subdued and Matt has taken to holding forcefully cheerful conversations with them. As we wandered around we happened upon the “galley walk through”. They open up the kitchens so you can have a peak behind the scenes (not the full behind the scenes tour which I was not about to fork out £75 for – that's a lot of tea-towels).
 

It was staggering just how big an operation it is – over 13000 meals a day for the passengers and crew. And the amount of food that is consumed is huge – disgusting almost. In particular I have contributed to the 3.5 tons/tonnes (I'm not sure whether imperial or metric!) of cheese and 4000 litres of ice-cream that are consumed in a typical fortnight. But not at all to the 40 tons/tonnes of meat, or the 7200 cans plus 4908 litres (draught) of beer. Lentils and beans to not feature on their list of consumption but I have probably had more than an average quota of the 80 tons/tonnes of fresh fruit and veg.

They'd done some watermelon carvings to decorate the galley as we walked through which I was really quite taken with. And lo and behold the galley walk through ended up at the chocoholics buffet – no queue at all. It was impressive to see it all but I was quite restrained and had a small piece of swiss roll and a slice of black forest gateau (I actually would love to go to the Black Forest to eat this type of cake in situ) – delicious. Matt continued with his newly discovered will power, didn't take a plate and had just the chocolate lattice from the top of my gateau.


Friday, 12 July 2013

Thursday's entertainment

Thursday, May 9th 2013: continued
We’d effectively skipped lunch and were pretty hungry by the time we were back on the ship. But afternoon tea would deal with that. Waiter service and a window table for two so we could enjoy the view as we left Barcelona.

Unfortunately the table for two thing means that the usual social graces that hold Matt back from overeating did not come into play. He had two sandwiches (small and with the crusts cut off, by no means excessive), scone (with jam and cream), half a mini toasted tea cake, a crumpet and 4 cakes (3 of which featured cream). I had the same – but no cakes, replacing this with one shortbread biscuit.



Rather than burn some of that energy we repeated the previous day’s early evening – again having the whole of the sports deck area to ourselves (where was everyone?), enjoying the warm but not scorching sunshine. I have been amazed by the number of people around the ship looking like absolute lobsters from sunburn. Some of them have tried claiming that it is windburn. This is clearly not the case but Matt has been very restrained in not telling them all about the science of ultra violet radiation.

Tonight Matt and I may have met our match in the Talking the Hind Legs Off a Donkey stakes. Gillian and Mick were a lively couple from Scotland. My Scottish geography is not much better than my African but they didn’t mind too much educating me. We did quite a bit for our respective tourist boards – planning the cruise excursions that we would offer or that you could do under your own steam from our respective home ports. And I’ve certainly been persuaded to take a camping trip to Scotland in the summer.

Having thus far mostly managed to avoid talking about politics and trains we managed both (and quite extensively) in one night. The trains bit was probably my fault as I got rather enthusiastic when Gillian and Mick told us that they had taken the sleeper train from Glasgow to London (I do love an exciting train ride). They were really good company and we were practically being chivvied out of the restaurant as the conversation went on and on.

Friday, May 10th 2013
We gave ourselves a break from dancing last night and went instead to the “Havana Club” to see a comedy magician. (That is he was a comedian who did a bit of magic, rather than a funny magician.) He purported to be from Cuba but we had it on good authority that he was actually from Sandwich in Kent (a lady next to us on deck the other day knew his mum). Anyway, it was really enjoyable (especially when you consider that the material that he was working with was the age of the passengers and the bountiful nature of the food on board) and the (slightly elderly) ladies who were hauled up on stage to assist with his tricks were hilarious:
                              Him: What do you do in West Wittering Jackie?
                              Jackie: I’m retired
                              Him: What did you do before you retired?
                              Jackie: I looked after old people, like what you do now.

(Maybe you had to be there but I found this hysterical, and I hadn’t even had any booze.)